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Friday March 31, 2006
Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
Guys:whisper in her ear Girls: giggle
Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
| | Posted by *Chubbz* at 6:00 PM - | |
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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
| | Posted by *Chubbz* at 5:57 PM - | |
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Thursday March 2, 2006
ok soo...today was my first day back to school...i was kinda nervous but not really. cause for the first time i felt that there was really people who wanted to see me.
so my mom wakes me up at six thirty. i really didnt wanna get up to be honest. but at about seven i finally pulled myself out of bed. i got up got dressed. did the hair and makeup you know the usual. i called my friend, asked her if she was driving to school, she replied yea and agreed to pick me up. so im sittin here waitin for her to arrive, and suddenly i get this call. theres somethin wrong with her car, so she's takin the bus. this unfortunately means for me, i have to get off my lazy ass and walk to school. now this morning, the roads and sidewalk were very icy. as a matter of fact, many schools had delays today. but no, not my school! yay. so i get my purse, my notebook and folder. tell mom bye and head out the door. so i'm walkin down the sidewalk (the very slippery side walk) and i keep sliding and almost falling. so i walk slower. figuring that this would help. it kinda does til i get like 50 steps from the school, and then out of no where. i fall on my side. now not only do i ache but it was kinda muddy out. so i go to my first day back all muddy and cut up! yay! go mee!
thats not even the worse part of the day. ok...so i get to school, i wipe most of the mud off. and i run into my friends. they were soo happy to see me. except my one friend tara. now tara...she just came out and told everyone that she was bi not too long ago. ok...so i have gym with her. we change in the same lockerroom, right next to eachother. so i was curious. one day (when i was moved away) i emailed her, and i asked her if she ever felt anything more than friendship for me. now me personally i dont swing both ways, but im not prejudice against people who do. so she got all bent out of shape...and lets just say we went from bff's (best friends forever) to bef's (barely even friends) in just a shortness of two weeks. i guess..........its takes a while to see who's your 'real' friends!
but now i feel horrible, cuz i felt like i could tell her anything and now she wont even look me into the eyes.......but what can i do?
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